I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
SO MANY DUCKINGS
I GET TO GO BACK TO WORK TONIGHT YAYAYAY
I HOPE YOU ALL REALIZE WE’VE ONLY HAD 47 PRESIDENTS
we’ve had 44
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay
it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here
for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years
but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall
tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before
tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I give this to you, my Norwegian and other non-native friends. Throw me in hell if you must.
DRUGS by Bryan Lewis Saunders.
Each self portrait is drawn under the influence of different drugs taken daily. Within weeks of this experiment he became lethargic and suffered mild brain damage. He continues to work on this series but with much more time between doses.